Stay Away from Warrock

02-15-2007, 07:47 PM

Warrock beta was great. Then, they made last minute changes to the gold and farged it all up. Here's a list of errors that got me banned from the Warrock forums without warning. They don't want you to know all this.

'The Day the Devil Took Over'
A Humorous List of Flaws

Beta, ahh lovely beta, how i miss thee. Then we went gold and evil took over Warrock. The Devil shouted orders....

Botch up those emails, screw up the pre-order promo codes, and don't bring those servers back up on schedule. I wanna feel the community suffer, suffer and squirm! (evil one laughs) HAHAHA!

Now then, i want you to change all of the sounds so that they are annoying. Make the files really farged so players lag out when they start firing weapons too. Take your time, but don't do a good job. And, you better have mixed up all the weapon images... I want them accusing each other of cheating and not knowing what exactly killed them. By the way, have i mentioned how much i hate Windows 2000, no Warrock for them ok. Put up only one download mirror so that they all get bad copies after downloading for 3 hours and have to do it again. Did you remember to put in that bug so they might have to delete their version file and hopefully reinstall several times? Good. Oh! The magazine demo disks, just put some garbage on them so they'll have to compete for bandwidth on the single mirror too.

Hey, did anyone inform Best Buy yet to hold the games for 2 days past the release date? That's a must, i own most of their stock so they'll do it, more suffering! Our Clan & Tournament System, let's hold off and dangle it so we get more premium subscribers. Sure am glad we found that free trial thing on Emusic.com to put in the retail box. Emusic is paying us to do it and most kids don't have a credit card so they won't get many more customers anyway! Suffering on both ends! Hmm what else. Oh yeah! Lemme see how crappy you made those dog tags for the retail. Ahh yes, they are printed on the wrong side and have no little chain for the 'toe tag' like the real ones. Good job, they look super fake.

(((Matt Norton, Producer for War Rock - Weapon of Mass Entertainment MPOGD.com Interview "We haven't called in specific military advisors for War Rock yet, but the development team is comprised of both military veterans as well as FPS veterans, so we have a lot of experience to draw upon."))) ..sure ya do..

<Devil again>
**** it! We almost forgot to mess up the Retail promo codes as well! Get on that. Oh and i'm tired of hearing all their bull, shut down the forums and let em squeel in silence. Once in awhile drop the website for a couple hours too. Wait! You have TWO people doing support tickets!? Kill one and let the other one take long breaks. That'll slow down the number of premium players for sure AND eat up their premium time. We don't want people getting their money's worth now do we? And.. without the premium players, the freebies can't play squat! More suffering!

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Ticket # 3882-38*****
Created: 2/9/2007 11:53 AM
Replied: 2/10/2007 1:23 AM (after a day it changed to 2/10/2007 12:16 AM)?
Time Lapsed: 13.5 hours
Response: Thank you...I have forwarded this request to the appropriate...we cannot always answer more complex issues...there may be a brief delay...I apologize...Thank you.
Time now Lapsed: 6 days and counting, ya, brief delay!
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<Devil again>
I'd like to thank all of my evil minions at K2, i'm saving a special place in hell for you. This will be the worst game release yet or my name isn't Beelzebub, father of all lies! MWA HA HA!

I'm gonna go pee in the coffee and take a nap, being evil is hard work.

*author's notes: This post comes to you at great cost. It has been deleted several times and K2 even banned me from their forums for writing it. I'm currently in the process of filing a class action lawsuit againest K2. For your own good, stay away from Warrock.

**lozoot** · 02-15-2007, 08:27 PM

Do you have proof of all of this or is it just a big story?

02-15-2007, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lozootmaniac

Do you have proof of all of this or is it just a big story?

Goto Warrock.net and you can see most of these listed under current issues. Any that aren't, have been removed because it does not affect thousands, just hundreds. As for the customer tickets and banning and stuff i could provide screenshots of the tickets and email responses. You really don't believe me?

**lozoot** · 02-15-2007, 08:40 PM

nope. Gotta have proof.

02-15-2007, 09:21 PM

I don't expect everyone to believe me. I'm just an avid gamer trying to save others the frustration i've had to deal with. I often rely on other's opinions to make gaming decisions even though i don't fully trust them.

You obviously didn't look at the current issues list like i suggested and you sure haven't even tried Warrock or you would be agreeing with me. Go download it then and see for yourself. Better yet, go waste 30 bucks on the retail like i did. Don't say i didn't warn you.

08-20-2007, 05:33 PM

war rock is an amazing game and besides the laggers and some so called "hackers" (who just lag REALLY bad) it has some great stuff. i personally dont like the explosives mode but the level designs and general gameplay are just great. i luv that game

**Gamma** · 08-20-2007, 07:28 PM

meh. I played it, and it just didn't quite do it for me.

I love cel shading in games, but for some reason, not multiplayer FPS's....seriously, I love that type of gfx..just not in a game like this >.<