Emarian

Quotes

"Always aim for the moon, because even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."
- W. Clement Stone

"A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so."
- Aristotle

"He who helps others, helps himself the most."
- Aristotle

"If you want your child to walk the righteous path, do not merely point the way - lead the way."
- J. A. Rosenkranz

"You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection."
- Buddha

"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind."
- Buddha

"Goals in writing are dreams with deadlines."
- Brian Tracy

"An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support."
- John Buchan

"Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite."
- John Kenneth Galbraith

"A stingy man hurries after riches, and doesn't know that poverty waits for him."
- Proverbs 28:22

"Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it."
- Henry David Thoreau

"The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible."
- Arthur C. Clarke

"If you raise your children to feel that they can accomplish any goal or task they decide upon, you will have succeeded as a parent and you will have given your children the greatest of all blessings."
- Brian Tracy

"Every mind was made for growth, for knowledge, and its very nature is sinned against when it is doomed to ignorance."
- William Ellery Channing

"Knowledge is power and enthusiasm pulls the switch."
- Steve Droke

"Resolve says,"I will." The man says,"I will climb this mountain. They told me it is too high, too far, too steep, too rocky,and too difficult. But it's my mountain. I will climb it. You will soon see me waving from the top or dead on the side from trying."
- Jim Rohn

"If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary."
- Jim Rohn

"For a righteous man falls seven times, and rises again."
- Proverbs 24:16 (Bible)

"There is no failure except in no longer trying."
- Elbert Hubbard

"Avoid following the footsteps of great men that other men have failed in their attempts to reproduce; instead, leave your mark in the unbroken sand that none other has ever tread in before."
- Robert Bernard

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
- Martin Luther King Jr.

"Words build bridges into unexplored regions."
- Adolf Hitler

"I believe in one thing only, the power of human will."
- Joseph Stalin

"I light my candle from their torches."
- Robert Burton

"Let he him who would be moved to convince others, be first moved to convince himself."
- Thomas Carlyle

"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them."
- Henry David Thoreau

"Every artist was at first an amateur."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

"A good deed is never lost: he who sows courtesy reaps friendship; and he who plants kindness gathers love."
- Basil

"Arguing with a fool proves there are two. "
- Doris M. Smith

"The only journey is the journey within."
- Rainer Maria Rilke

"If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old."
- Lord Chesterfield

"Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom."
- Aristotle

"If I must choose between righteousness and peace, I choose righteousness."
-Theodore Roosevelt : 26th President of the United States

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"The only journey is the journey within."
- Rainer Maria Rilke

"A ferocious dictator moves countries. A true leader moves continents." -Robert Bernard

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Therese of Lisieux

"school skippers should be punished,for they are lazy and evil"

Emarian

-.- ................................... 'Nuff said

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"The only journey is the journey within."
- Rainer Maria Rilke

"A ferocious dictator moves countries. A true leader moves continents." -Robert Bernard

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Shooting Palanx

For every nickel you make, you earn a dollar

Also, didn't you make a quotes thread already?

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Acid Bunny

“Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Suess inspired me to try cauliflower.”

Homeless Drunk: Do you have any spare change mister?
Fletcher Reede: Yes, I do.
Homeless Drunk: Well, can I have some?
Fletcher Reede: No!
Homeless Drunk: Why not?
Fletcher Reede: Because I believe you will buy booze with it. I just want to get from my car to my office without being confronted by the decay of Western society. Plus, I'm cheap!

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Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher Reede: It depends on how long you were following me!
Cop: Why don't we just start from the top?
Fletcher Reede: Here it goes. I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!
Cop: Is that all?
Fletcher Reede: [Forced] No. I have unpaid parking tickets.

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Shooting Palanx

He said quotes, not short stories >.>

The past is a history, and the future is a mystery.

Personally I came up with this, but I'm sure someone must have quoted this before.

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TerrojaKincaid

I just recently heard this one. It's from Gandhi; "You can't shake someone's hands with a clenched fist".

WaldenThief

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

"Rebellion to tyrants is obediance to God." -Ben Franklin

"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth" -Albert Einstein

"A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything" -Malcom X

"One of the Penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors" -Plato

"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!" -Adolf Hitler 1933

"It is on great occasions only, and after time has been given for cool and deliberate reflection, that the real voice of the people can be known."
-George Washington 1796

Shooting Palanx

This one I saw on a T shirt.

"Nobody is perfect, I happen to be Nobody"

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Random Turnip

"i am error"
lol, wtf

or

"the smell is said to be like bacon fried in piss"

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L O P L <- Happy Birthday from Jorgi =]

Shooting Palanx

How about this one.

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am" ]

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soul_zack

off the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."