Jedi Sasquatch

Alright, guys. I'm sure nobody (who was here to see it) has forgotten about GL's celebrity counterpart event? Well, me and Rawk got together with Armagedd0nn and decided to do another project. We spent a lot more time on this one, and made sure to get every member that we felt was active enough, and got them a Superhero/supervillain counterpart, based on their personality and their posting habits. Hope you like 'em.

Ryan: Batman



You're the one behind the scenes, watching over the city and defending the city from evil. But where are you? Nobody knows. Ever reclusive and mysterious, many don't even realize that you're the one taking the drama injustice out of the world.

Axel: Adam West as Batman, a.k.a. Batwest



You take your role seriously, and you try as hard as you can to put on a serious persona, but everyone just seems to laugh whenever you enter a scene. But laughing is good, so keep doing your thing.

Blue: Captain Marvel



Nobody really knows you for your powers or your persona, but they do know you for your catch phrase, which also happens to be the source of your power. SHAZAM!

omgclara: Wonder Woman



You're known in the community for, uh... being female. Hey, everyone needs some sort of hook, right? Point is, you're totally a prominent member of the community and everyone loves you. Kudos!

nothere413: Inspector Gadget



It seems that no matter what the situation is, no matter what's going on, you always have some something to say/do. You've always got some hidden power that's perfect for the situation at hand.

The Phantom: The Riddler



You always seem to be speaking in riddles, trying to make others attempt to decipher your words. But do others try to understand what the fuck you're talking about? Not important, all that matters is that you're the Riddler!

Cole: Magneto



You arguably have the same powers and abilities as the people in charge, which puts you in a sort of state of competition with them. Problem is, you use your powers to attack others and end up antagonizing yourself, preventing yourself from taking control.

Emarian: Superman



For the most part, you're constantly helping out and guiding the world along with your powers, and we may not be able to function without you. Every once in awhile, you will go into a state of mind in which everyone is an enemy and you must prove to them that you are not the enemy they think you are, but usually, this just ends up making things worse. The worst of all though, is your weakness, drama kryptonite.

Cliche: Captain America



Pretty much everyone loves you, even though you aren't the most long-term member around. This is because you act as sort of a 'father-figure' for the rest of the group. You tend to empathize with others, because of years of experience. You feel obligated to help your country, but you also understand the difference between being a patriot and being a blind follower.

Jedi Sasquatch: Val Hallen



You're from the Justice Friends, a side show from Dexter's Laboratory. You don't have a particularly important role, you just sort of wail on your instrument and talk about random shit. No big deal, all the chicks totally dig you, dude. Rock on!

Blu Monky: Monkey



You're from 'Dial M For Monkey', another side show from Dexter's Lab. You don't appear incredibly often, and not everyone knows you too well, but whenever you do appear, everyone loves you. You usually don't pick the fights you end up with, you just sort of get forced into them. But nobody thinks badly of you because of it, so don't worry.

Armagedd0nn: Robin



Even though you're always there, you go unnoticed for long periods of time, just sort of in the background. Every once in awhile you get to say "Holy _____, Batman!" and everyone gets a laugh because of you. And on a rare occasion you get to do something awesome, like save Batman or fight off the Joker or something. Not many get to do that, so at least you've got something nobody else has.

Goku: Cyclops



You believe in the equality of all creatures, and you are loyal to that cause, though sometimes it gets the better of you and may cost you a bit. But integrity is always a good thing, so good job, and keep at it.

Jorgi: Two Face



You're cool, reserved, and just, for the most part. It's all okay until the coin lands on the wrong side, and then everybody is the enemy and you've got to show everyone that only you know what's right and what's wrong.

Rawk: Spider Man



You're a real geek at heart, and you just want to have fun. But when you put the mask on and take on your role as superhero, you forget about petty trivial nonsense and seek to stop injustice and protect the city. Once you're done with that, it's back to geeky nonsense.

Oggie: The Juggernaut



You're now at the point where you don't spend a lot of time thinking, and like to skip right to the action. When you see somebody doing something that pisses you off, you don't hesitate to smash them down. It's not that you can't control yourself, it's that you don't particularly care.

Littaly: Sugar & Spice



Congratulations, you get the privelege of being two people! Unfortunately neither of your counterparts are very prominent. You are the two girls that every once in awhile can be seen with Two Face. You just sort of appear at random intervals, and then disappear just as quickly. But that's okay, because you bring depth and flair into the world. You make things more three-dimensional. One side of you can be a bit bitter and dark, while the other side of you is much more friendly and understanding.

Random Turnip: Nightcrawler



Nobody knows that much about you. Nobody really knows about your past, or why you are the way you are. But, you're a total badass, and that's all that matters. Unfortunately we don't get to see you very often, since you seem to only post during the night...

Blacknumbers: The Joker



Everybody knows you, but no one truly understands you. In reality, you don't quite understand yourself yet. You just go about doing your business, and on frequent occasions you will explode in somebody's face or go on some introspective venture to learn more about yourself, not thinking about how it reflects on others. But after every one of these incidents, you always come back the same, and are never hesitant to make yourself noticed.


Alright everyone, again, we spent a lot of time working on this, so I really hope you were entertained by it. If you feel the need to complain to any of us about how yours doesn't fit you at all, maybe you should consider the fact that you weren't offended by anybody else's descriptions except for yours, and take this as an opportunity to break yourself free from double-standards. Or you could always kiss our asses.

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SarDUR™

Lol, what's that suppose to mean.

Armagedd0nn

That your parents were killed by Nazis.

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Jedi Sasquatch

Indeed. Quite tragic, but does not excuse his evil ways.

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blacknumbers

True.

That does tend to happen...

That also happens.

But that's a lie.

I never try to make myself noticed. I just go around my business, trying to express my opinion without anyone knocking me down. If people misunderstand what I believe in, then I try to get people to notice THAT, but never myself in general.

If I am ever noticed, it's because of you guys.

Littaly

Woah O.o

I'm two chicks... I can't decide if that is creepy or awesome.

Oh and where is Spdude? Shouldn't he be a watcher or something?

Jedi Sasquatch

...

-facepalm-

You took that last part completely wrong.

Spdude doesn't do shit, I haven't seen him post in a million years. And yeah, being two chicks is totally awesome. Trust me O_o

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blacknumbers

Well from what it looked like, I thought you said that I try to make myself noticed all the time.

*Looks back*

Still does look like that.

Jorgz

Lopl, I liked it, it was very funny.

Especially since most of it fitted the members. (in degress ofc)

Btw: I know I'm kinda like that, but not that much, also I don't get it from luck/random, I get it from knowledge and experience, HUH HUH. Imbajorgz.

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Jedi Sasquatch

It meant that you're not afraid to let yourself be noticed. It was a sense of optimism, a positive note to put at the end. But whatever, you can go ahead and assume I think you're an attention whore for no reason. Never mind the fact that we all consider you a friend here on GL and wouldn't want to hurt your feelings. Never mind the fact that we specifically made this thread to make everyone lol and be entertained. Never mind the fact that I'm sure there are other false statements in the post and that you specifically picked out ONE thing I said about YOU and went off on a rant because I didn't make your analysis perfect, not seeming to mind anything else.

Maybe you didn't read that ending part...

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EMARIAN

Jesus BN, take a joke. xD Nobody's going to take this seriously, it could be completely false, yet just laugh and move on.

I laughed at mine. :P Hell, I laughed at my character, the whole damn thing.

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Armagedd0nn

So Jedi gets thanked but me and Rawk get no recognition?!? I'M OUTRAGED!

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Jedi Sasquatch

Yes, definitely give Arma and Rawk rep too, they deserve it.

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SarDUR™

Yeah it still looks that way, lol.

EMARIAN

Rawk, make a post so that everyone can thank it.

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blacknumbers

Woops.

Sorry. Didn't look like that.

I know that it could have possibly have been a joke. But still, I didn't want other people to take that seriously.

Armagedd0nn

O.o

Oh boy!

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Kotaro

Aww I wanted to see who I'd be

Aaron

very nice. . .made me laugh, I'll give you three rep when i get home from work and get on my lappy.

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Jedi Sasquatch

Whoops, I just realized I left a word out on Cliche's thing.

Okay, fixed.

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Oggie

Really...Juggernaut...really?

Oh well.

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Armagedd0nn

I went out of my way and got the MvC2 sprite man!

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Oggie

That's cool, but Juggernaut?

I'd rather be like Killer Croc or something better than Juggernaut...because well...Juggernaut sucks ass.

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Armagedd0nn

No one else had a choice either >.<

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Jedi Sasquatch

Are you kidding? The Juggernaut is the most badass internet phenomenon ever, dude. You should be proud.

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