Live from that one place, it's the Snowolf show!!!!!

**Snowolf** · 07-08-2008, 08:17 PM

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Totally stole but who gives a crap. I will steal his first few episode to get me started then its on to myself

EPISODE I!

Announcer: Oh no here he comes, the only one who I know who can talk to himself and still be happy, the great one himself, Snowolf!!!

*Clapping*

Me: TThank You, hank You! Welcome to the first of what I hope to be many episodes of "The Snowolf Show." I'll be taking calls and interviewing the people of GL and we will be have celebrity guests. Let's get down to business. Caller one your on the air what says you?

Caller 1: Hello... Is this thing on???...... God why the *beep* am I still on hold?

ME: Caller you know you are live don't you?

Caller 1: Oh ****. Ummm yeah just calling to wish you luck on your show. Snowolf rules!

Me: Ummm thank you... Next caller please.

caller 2: I LOVE COWS I LOVE COWS, Ewoks are cool also, I LOVE COWS

ME: Sigh, let's try this one more time.

Caller 3: Hey Snowolf, your a noob, I hate noobs. In fact I hate anyone who's not as smart as I am. But since I seem to hold all the answers to everything that means everone sucks. Blu M0nky's will someday rule!.....

ME: Sorry, looks like we lost the call. My bad. But you seemed to mellow out. I guess. My first guest is my good friend Emarian!

E-man: Why I am quite honored to be your first guest.

ME: Well I thought hey maybe let an admin be a first guest. It was you or leon.

E-man: People only chose me because I am an admin *sighs*. Now I am going to ban some random noob *walks away*

ME: Well..........that went well. My second guest is my good buddy Armegedd0n!

Army: What up! Nice set up here.

ME: Ya I know. It's good to be king of GL.

Army: You aren't king. In fact all of you're posts are nothing but spam.

ME: But..

Army: Another thing, What's with the whole talking to yourself thing? Kinda werid.

ME: Shut up.........we are still live.........anyway that's all the time we have today! Tune in next week when my guests will be Jessica Alba, and the mighty Yogurt. Also keep calling. Our number is 1-800-Snowolf. See you all next time! *looks at Army* Nice going "friend." I'm canceled for sure!

**Snowolf** · 07-08-2008, 08:27 PM

Episode II- http://www.gamelair.com/gameforums/g...tml#post133434
Episode III- http://www.gamelair.com/gameforums/g...tml#post134116
Episode IV- http://www.gamelair.com/gameforums/g...tml#post135402

Apachai · 07-08-2008, 08:28 PM

lol why have you got a link to gamelair in your sig? xD

anyways... nice show dude. can i visit?

**Snowolf** · 07-08-2008, 08:30 PM

Call the number (joking just IM me at jackle2700@yahoo.com we will set up our scene)

and my signature is the same at every other forum but yeah its kind of wierd.

**Snowolf** · 07-10-2008, 05:40 PM

Announcer : Now here he is. The most infamous GL member of all time, the Great One himself, Snownub!!!!!

ME: It's snowolf you jackass. But anyways, We have a great show today. A few of our guests today will be mino, yogurt, and Grave. Weather is pretty crappy, but let's not ruin our happy mood. Wait we have our first caller on the phone.

Caller 1. ................everyone hates me..............they think I'm a drug addict because i'm a Gothic. *sigh* *click*

ME: Ok, next caller please

Caller 2: I LOVE GAMMA! ALL HAIL GAMMA! I LOVE GAMMA! I WORSHIP GAMMA! *CLICK*

Me: Wow........just wow. Let's try it again one more time!

Caller 3: Hello Snowolf. I'm back. I have been gone for several months due to school but......wait hold on........( in the background) * I told you NOT to sell those shrooms, those are mine you piece of * Sorry Cheat Got to go! See ya next time.

ME: Ummmmmmm........ok? Mino play me to me desk!

*Mino plays a great beat/tune on his guitar*

ME: Thank you Mino. Moving on to my first guest. My favorite Whore, its Grave.

Grave: I am only Emarians whore, not yours. Even though you do have a nice body.

ME: Ummm meet me after the show we will talk. *winks* But anyways I see your wearing a T-shirt. Is that a..... troll on it?

Grave: Yes I like, GAMMASSUCKS, trolls. They seem, MODSSUCKS , so powerful.

ME: That's werid anyways, plan on getting banned this year, month, week, today?

Grave: Sure am, GLSUCKS, I might get banned for trolling. What ever that means.

Me: You seem to have spoken............whatever. You might want to hold your words for awhile. Also make sure you keep your second account secret.

Grave: Why? Wait what did you say!

ME: Nothing. Let's bring out my next guest. This man needs no introduction. *Mino walks onto the stage*

Mino: Hello Snowolf. Nice to see you.

ME: Mino you honor me with your presence. I am also honored you joined GL.

Mino: Well, I really like it here, if it wasn't for you inviting me I would have never filled this place inside me.

ME: What?

Mino: I mean t here was this empty place inside me, I started cutting my wrists, and thinking about suicide. I even attempted it at one time. But then you came along and told me about Game Lair, and I love it here.

ME: Umm yeah. So your welsh, and I hear you like music. *Reads card* Your favorite band is Slipknot?

Mino: Yes sir, *Pulls up shirt to show belly* See my slipknot tattoo?

Me: Ummm, too much skin. Anyways lets introduce our next Guest. The one who taught me everything I know about GFX. Yogurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yogurt: Sup?

Me: So yogurt how you liking Game Lair so far?

Yogurt: God can you turn down the heat? It's hot in hear...

Me: Ummm we are live please try to stay on topic.

Yogurt: Whats up with the suit, the snowolf I know wouldn't be caught dead in a suit.

Me: Umm please yogurt, tell us what got you into GFX.

Yogurt: Raging Inferno, but he doesn't do GFX that much anymore, I think he is into HTML and hacking. Now back to you in the suit what the..................

Me: Well that is all the time we have today, please join us for our next show. When I feel like posting it. *looks at yogurt* There is no way I can continue with this show with people like you.

**Mike** · 07-10-2008, 06:06 PM

. Lol

**Snowolf** · 07-10-2008, 06:19 PM

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Jorgi · 07-10-2008, 10:00 PM

I laughed

**Snowolf** · 07-10-2008, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jorgi

I laughed

I craped 4 hours ago.

Mino · 07-11-2008, 04:43 PM

Suicidal?

...

**Snowolf** · 07-11-2008, 04:50 PM

LMAO

Mino · 07-11-2008, 04:53 PM

I don't even play Guitar, btw.