Magic Box

This is the Magic Box. This is one of my favorite forum game. You say something that you want to put in the Magic Box, and the person that posts next tells you what you get and the puts something in. It can be completely random what you put in, but try to relate the thing that someone gets back to what they put in.
Example
Bob:
*Puts in a Iphone*

Peter:
You get my Ipod and I take your Iphone

*Puts in a TV*

O.K. Get it? I will start.

*Puts in a 2Lt. of Coke*

[Shooting Palanx]

lol, this sounds like the Ruin your wish foundation forum game, but it still sounds fun.

You get my Fanta, and I take your coke.

Puts in a cheese grater.

[[R]eign`[K]id]

i put in a dildo?

i take your cheese grater? WTF???

[Krahl]

I guess I take the dildo and you get a rusty metal pipe.

I put in a plushie monkey.