Screw-Up a wish

[Emarian]

Ok the way this goes, you have to screw up someone else's wish. For example:

Person 1- I wish I had an xbox 360.
Person 2- *POOF, You get an xbox 360* But then the cd-drive breaks and you can't play any games.
Person 3- I wish I had a car.
Person 4- *POOF You get a car* But then you have no gas and no containers to hold the gas.

My Wish:
I wish I had a million bux.

Oh yeah, after you corrupt the person above you's wish, you have to put your own wish at the bottom of your post.

but the money is fake


I wish pokemon were real.

[Emarian]

They are, but they attack you.

I wish Halo was real.

[Ryan]

they are but there all _____ and will run a rampage


i wish i can fly

[Emarian]

You can, but a hurricane breaks your wings.