Red vs blue create a character

[ShimaruUchiha]

welcome to red vs. blue create a character. If you've seen the popular web series "Red vs. Blue" than congrats! If you didn't, your an idiot. Jk. but your also problably asking yourself then "What am the sky and How does eat food?" lol jk, i'll tell you what it is if you post saying what is red vs. blue. anyway here's my character.

Name: Private Joey Simmons

Relatives: Private Dick Simmons (bigger brother)

Age: 22

Weapons: Assault Rifle, Grenades, Shotgun

Likes: His older brother Dick, Sarge (kisses up), blowing up blue team and other stuff(especially Church)

Dislikes: Blue team, not getting to drive a Warthog, Griff

Favorite thing to say: Blowing stuff up is my life! My nature! I grew up blowing stuff up! I'll even blow you up Donut!

About him: When Joey was growing up, he always wanted to be part of the military. When he was 18, his parents died in a Covenant Attack on Earth. When he was 21, he went to Blood Gulch, and reunited with Dick. He wanted to blow up Blue Base one day, but when he pressed the detonate button, it blew up Red base. (Luckly, no one was in the base.) Joey went to find out that Blue's Church and Caboose had painted everything on Red base Blue.

[Evile]

Kinda the wrong section, unless this is your own unique way of welcoming yourself here.

[Beta]

I am sorry, but this sounds like a nerdy, halo-obsessed geek introduction. Galp? Halo is a good game, but nothing to become completely obsessed with...like some kid I know who draws needlers in his free time, wears an ODST shirt to school everyday (same one, never washed) has a spartan belt buckle, wears halo shoes, and has halo themed rims on his glasses. WTF!

[Oggie]

Originally Posted by Beta

I am sorry, but this sounds like a nerdy, halo-obsessed geek introduction. Galp? Halo is a good game, but nothing to become completely obsessed with...like some kid I know who draws needlers in his free time, wears an ODST shirt to school everyday (same one, never washed) has a spartan belt buckle, wears halo shoes, and has halo themed rims on his glasses. WTF!

No need to be a douche about it...he just wanted to make a game type thingy and he just put it under the wrong section.

[Halcyon]

Originally Posted by ShimaruUchiha

welcome to red vs. blue create a character. If you've seen the popular web series "Red vs. Blue" than congrats! If you didn't, your an idiot. Jk. but your also problably asking yourself then "What am the sky and How does eat food?" lol jk, i'll tell you what it is if you post saying what is red vs. blue. anyway here's my character.

Name: Private Joey Simmons

Relatives: Private Dick Simmons (bigger brother)

Age: 22

Weapons: Assault Rifle, Grenades, Shotgun

Likes: His older brother Dick, Sarge (kisses up), blowing up blue team and other stuff(especially Church)

Dislikes: Blue team, not getting to drive a Warthog, Griff

Favorite thing to say: Blowing stuff up is my life! My nature! I grew up blowing stuff up! I'll even blow you up Donut!

About him: When Joey was growing up, he always wanted to be part of the military. When he was 18, his parents died in a Covenant Attack on Earth. When he was 21, he went to Blood Gulch, and reunited with Dick. He wanted to blow up Blue Base one day, but when he pressed the detonate button, it blew up Red base. (Luckly, no one was in the base.) Joey went to find out that Blue's Church and Caboose had painted everything on Red base Blue.

There are no Privates in the Navy.

[Beta]

Originally Posted by Oggie

No need to be a douche about it...he just wanted to make a game type thingy and he just put it under the wrong section.

I was merely stating my opinion. Don't be a douche about it.

[ShimaruUchiha]

Originally Posted by Halcyon

There are no Privates in the Navy.

no no no, this isn't the navy, this is just something based on the game series halo. this isn't something about the navy

[ShimaruUchiha]

Originally Posted by Axel

Kinda the wrong section, unless this is your own unique way of welcoming yourself here.

well actually, i did wanna introduce myself, if it's alright with you

[ShimaruUchiha]

Originally Posted by Beta

I am sorry, but this sounds like a nerdy, halo-obsessed geek introduction. Galp? Halo is a good game, but nothing to become completely obsessed with...like some kid I know who draws needlers in his free time, wears an ODST shirt to school everyday (same one, never washed) has a spartan belt buckle, wears halo shoes, and has halo themed rims on his glasses. WTF!

look, i'm terribly sorry, but i just felt like posting this. it was just something for the fans, that if they wanted to introduce their own character in the show, they could have a chance here.

[Beta]

Nice triple post. We <3 our edit button =)

[Psychophysicotherapeutics]

/Ban. 'Nough said.

[Beta]

^.^

You said it, GoogleBot.

EDIT: I always wondered why you weren't Yahoo!Bot, BingBot, AskBot, or WikiBot. Always confused me. Although I love to say Google. Google. Gooooooooooooggggglleeee

[Halcyon]

Originally Posted by ShimaruUchiha

no no no, this isn't the navy, this is just something based on the game series halo. this isn't something about the navy

In the Halo series, the UNSC is a naval system. Based on the United States Navy. And there are no Privates in the Navy.

Go do some research before you tell me I'm wrong again.

[Psychophysicotherapeutics]

Originally Posted by Halcyon

In the Halo series, the UNSC is a naval system. Based on the United States Navy. And there are no Privates in the Navy.

Go do some research before you tell me I'm wrong again.

Lol you know too much about the Navy..

[Beta]

Either that or he knows too much about the Halo game.

[Mr.Outside]

I think you guys need to watch RedvsBlue, go look on roosterteeth.

[ShimaruUchiha]

Originally Posted by Mr.Outside

I think you guys need to watch RedvsBlue, go look on roosterteeth.

Thanks for telling these people to understand what i mean.